Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Stand out for

[DaveW]

accentuating his handsome

[Elite of the forum]

Rugged features that

[DaveW]

drive woman wild

[Ronnietheblue]

with lustful desire

[DaveW]

Unable to control

[Elite of the forum]

Their urges they

[DaveW]

let their animal

[Elite of the forum]

Passions out on

[Ronnietheblue]

Dave who can't

[Elite of the forum]

Resists a good

[dee-dee]

bunk up with

[Ronnietheblue]

Any old slapper

[DaveW]

You have ruined the story

from West Yorkshire

[Ronnietheblue]

Sorry

Cos he's desperate

[DaveW]

they experience southern

[Ronnietheblue]

men to appreciate

[Elite of the forum]

What they miss

[Ronnietheblue]

from proper Northern

[DaveW]

Todger erectile dysfunction

[Ronnietheblue]

Usually caused by

[Elite of the forum]

Weak southern beer

[Ronnietheblue]

And watching Eastenders

[Elite of the forum]

And owt to

[Ronnietheblue]

Remind us of

[DaveW]

our round so

[Ronnietheblue]

we all know

[DaveW]

To visit the

[Elite of the forum]

Toilet before its

[DaveW]

Impossible not to