Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

She was waiting

[DaveW]

for Bob to

[Elite of the forum]

Learn how to

[DaveW]

Make a cocktail

[Elite of the forum]

That isnt full

[Ronnietheblue]

of vodka and

[DaveW]

A fancy umbrella

[Ronnietheblue]

Stuck in the

[dee-dee]

Birmingham airport,waiting

[Elite of the forum]

For a free

[Ronnietheblue]

Luxury coach courtesy

[DaveW]

of his friends

[Ronnietheblue]

At Ryanair who

[Elite of the forum]

Adore their customers

[Ronnietheblue]

and treat them

[DaveW]

with the respect

[Ronnietheblue]

of valued customers

[DaveW]

Every last desire

[Elite of the forum]

So why dee

[DaveW]

Whinge about minor

[Elite of the forum]

Detours which cause

[DaveW]

Minimum of inconvenience

[Elite of the forum]

And get you

[DaveW]

to Stansted in

[Elite of the forum]

The early hours

[DaveW]

With plenty of

[Elite of the forum]

Time before work

[dee-dee]

but never again

[Ronnietheblue]

Will she moan

[dee-dee]

about the quality