Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Think they are

[Ronnietheblue]

Better than us

[dee-dee]

because they always

[DaveW]

miserable northern folk

[Ronnietheblue]

Who suffer southerners

[DaveW]

visiting Blackpool tower

[Elite of the forum]

Which they think

[Baldy]

Is the Arc

[Elite of the forum]

De triomphe ,because

[DaveW]

English is not

[Ronnietheblue]

easy for them

[Elite of the forum]

Especially them cockeneees

[Ronnietheblue]

With their rhyming

[Elite of the forum]

Slang which normal

[Ronnietheblue]

Sensible northerners don't

[Elite of the forum]

Understand or give

[Ronnietheblue]

A toss what

[dee-dee]

the Southerners are

[Elite of the forum]

Blabbering on about

[Ronnietheblue]

Making no sense

[Elite of the forum]

To anyone but

[Ronnietheblue]

Fellow cockenees who

[dee-dee]

always wear Onesies

[Ronnietheblue]

Looking like Rudolf

[dee-dee]

with big red

[Elite of the forum]

Nose and fluffy

[Ronnietheblue]

Onesie for Dee

[Elite of the forum]

Because she likes

[Ronnietheblue]

Christmas because she's

[DaveW]

A sucker for