Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

when it suits

[Ronnietheblue]

Him because he

[HelenR]

Only spends on

[Can the Man]

Blonde bimbos with

[Elite of the forum]

Enhanced breasts which

[HelenR]

May pop when

[Ronnietheblue]

Exposed to the

[HelenR]

Fake tan salon

[Ronnietheblue]

Causing everyone to

[HelenR]

Choke on smelly

[Ronnietheblue]

Plastic fillets that

[HelenR]

Look like they

[Ronnietheblue]

Have been massaged

[Can the Man]

By toilet stranglers

[HelenR]

Then pierced with

[Can the Man]

A rusty stud

[HelenR]

Which rubbed on

[Can the Man]

Someone else's toothbrush

[HelenR]

Which had batteries

[DaveW]

as flat as

[HelenR]

The old car

[DaveW]

that he drives

[HelenR]

Looking for lost

[DaveW]

loose women who

[HelenR]

Only drink cheap

[Can the Man]

Yorkshire wine with

[HelenR]

Chavs that look

[Can the Man]

Like Oompa Loompas

[HelenR]

And prance round

[Can the Man]

In thong bikini's