Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

his mate in

[HelenR]

A small Yorkshire

[DaveW]

members golf cub

[Ronnietheblue]

In the elite

[Elite of the forum]

suburb of Bratford

[DaveW]

where the members

[Ronnietheblue]

Like to perform

[Elite of the forum]

In the open

[Ronnietheblue]

Championship at Royal

[dee-dee]

where they can

[DaveW]

pitch and putt

[dee-dee]

to their hearts

[DaveW]

content pretending that

[dee-dee]

they know everything

[DaveW]

about women's minds

[Ronnietheblue]

But know nothing

[DaveW]

about rocket science

[Ronnietheblue]

Unlike brainy Dave

[Elite of the forum]

Who has a

[DaveW]

science lab in

[Elite of the forum]

His spare bedroom

[DaveW]

where he experiments

[Elite of the forum]

Sometimes go wrong

[DaveW]

causing great disappointment

[Elite of the forum]

To his ego

[DaveW]

when he can't

[Elite of the forum]

Shout out eureka

[Ronnietheblue]

I've invented the

[Elite of the forum]

The cockeneeee slang

[DaveW]

for my china's