Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

wind and other

[Elite of the forum]

nasty things to

[DaveW]

pollute the air

[Elite of the forum]

Which will be

[Ronnietheblue]

Heavenly to Dee

[Elite of the forum]

Because she wants

[dee-dee]

to meet Jon

[Ronnietheblue]

In his mankini

[DaveW]

and photograph him

[Ronnietheblue]

Posing with a

[HelenR]

Blow up sheep

[Ronnietheblue]

Borrowed from Can

[Elite of the forum]

who was lonely

[DaveW]

after getting punctured

[Elite of the forum]

driving down the

[Ronnietheblue]

Singles club where

[Elite of the forum]

Hes a regular

[HelenR]

But loves mancs

[DaveW]

squeaky piercing voices

[Ronnietheblue]

Even if they

[HelenR]

Are quite feisty

[Ronnietheblue]

and appear menacing

[DaveW]

shattering glasses when

[HelenR]

She gets annoyed

[DaveW]

and loses arguments

[HelenR]

With stupid people

[DaveW]

from West Yorkshire

[HelenR]

Who always eat

[Can the Man]

beetroot and blackpudding

[HelenR]

Downing pints of