Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Out the simple

[Can the Man]

facts of life

[DaveW]

and defy gravity

[Ronnietheblue]

by taking his

[Can the Man]

rather large appendage

[Ronnietheblue]

covered in scabs

[DaveW]

and missing bits

[Elite of the forum]

Which would interest

[Can the Man]

The southern girls

[Ronnietheblue]

Ooh you're so funny babes. Lol XXX

Who prefer a

[Can the Man]

London baby face

[HelenR]

Who talks like

[Elite of the forum]

a baby does

[DaveW]

with a cockney

[Ronnietheblue]

Accent with a

[DaveW]

hint of east

[Elite of the forum]

Lancashire twang which

[DaveW]

Sets the teeth

[Ronnietheblue]

Crunching on the

[Elite of the forum]

Big words that

[HelenR]

Southerners don't understand

[Ronnietheblue]

Cos they talk

[HelenR]

With a lisp

[DaveW]

so that northerners

[Can the Man]

From Lancashire don't

[DaveW]

want to interpret

[HelenR]

Their bad language

[Can the Man]

As southern drivel

[DaveW]

Spoken by it irish

[Elite of the forum]

Who can count