Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

Mixed in with

[Ronnietheblue]

His pickled cabbage

[HelenR]

Which smelt like

[Ronnietheblue]

The crutch of

[HelenR]

A very old

[Ronnietheblue]

Kilt that he

[HelenR]

Wears to bbq

[Ronnietheblue]

In his kitchen

[HelenR]

To annoy his

[Elite of the forum]

Followers on twitter

[Ronnietheblue]

who idolise the

[HelenR]

Hairy white legs

[Ronnietheblue]

that he parades

[HelenR]

around the glens

[Can the Man]

shooting the grouse

[HelenR]

then plucking his

[Ronnietheblue]

Feathers until he

[HelenR]

choked on the

[Ronnietheblue]

Giblets which he

[HelenR]

had marinated in

[DaveW]

stale porridge oats

[Ronnietheblue]

Which he mixed

[DaveW]

in his sporran

[Ronnietheblue]

To give a

[DaveW]

stale sweaty flavour

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for any girl

[Can the Man]

to inhale deeply

[DaveW]

And blow out

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in little bubbles

[Elite of the forum]

Just like the