Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

For his beau

[dee-dee]

with the big

[DaveW]

box of special

[Ronnietheblue]

Chocolates for his

[DaveW]

Princess but laced

[Ronnietheblue]

it with a

[DaveW]

aphrodisiac made from

[Can the Man]

Lewtress Eurycoma Longifolia

Google it 

[DaveW]

Which Jon buys

[Elite of the forum]

From corner shop

[DaveW]

On his tab

[Elite of the forum]

Because he was

[DaveW]

Hoping that Lisa

[Can the Man]

Would like his

[Elite of the forum]

Charms to be

[Can the Man]

Nice and stiff

[Elite of the forum]

So that they

[Ronnietheblue]

Could pole vault

[DaveW]

over the fence

[Ronnietheblue]

And see the

[DaveW]

Sunburnt German bodies

[Ronnietheblue]

Lying naked on

[DaveW]

Can's patio where

[Ronnietheblue]

He told jokes

[DaveW]

and bored them

[Elite of the forum]

Stiff which wasnt

[Can the Man]

Necessary because they

[Ronnietheblue]

Had already fallen

[Elite of the forum]

Asleep whilst waiting

[Ronnietheblue]

For the punchline