Re: 3 word story

[Can the Man]

When all they

[DaveW]

Pose in their

[Ronnietheblue]

Designer mankinis with

[Elite of the forum]

Jon and Dave

[Ronnietheblue]

Applying Bob's mascara

[Elite of the forum]

To make him

[Ronnietheblue]

Look more attractive

[Elite of the forum]

To the fairer

[Ronnietheblue]

Haired German men

[Elite of the forum]

Who liked the

[Ronnietheblue]

Rugged Lancashire type

[Elite of the forum]

Not like those

[DaveW]

West Yorkshire softies

[Elite of the forum]

Who just girls

[DaveW]

Laugh at because

[Elite of the forum]

they just cant

[DaveW]

 Believe how small

[Elite of the forum]

Their male appendix

[dee-dee]

looks after they

[Ronnietheblue]

Go swimming in

[Elite of the forum]

extremely cold water

[DaveW]

in the naturist

[Can the Man]

Beaches of Fuerteventura

[DaveW]

And parade around

[Elite of the forum]

For all to

[DaveW]

compare against their

[Ronnietheblue]

Own tiny shrivelled

[Elite of the forum]

Little muscle and

[Ronnietheblue]

Cockeneee Dave said

[DaveW]

Tubby Isaac wouldn't