Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

With frothy tops

[Ronnietheblue]

And not flat

[DaveW]

cap whippet keepers

[Can the Man]

Like some southern

[DaveW]

Yorkshire bread local

[Elite of the forum]

Is that inbread?

[DaveW]

or just his

[dee-dee]

way of eating

[Elite of the forum]

His local bread

[DaveW]

and black pudding

[Ronnietheblue]

Which is delicious

[Elite of the forum]

With some beetroot

[Ronnietheblue]

Unfortunately ignorant southerners

[DaveW]

respect their bodies

[Ronnietheblue]

Missing the delights

[DaveW]

of fatty foods

[Elite of the forum]

Which can only

[Can the Man]

Lead to bigger

[Ronnietheblue]

Stronger healthier northerners

[DaveW]

lard arses that

[Ronnietheblue]

Rule the roost

[DaveW]

in their dreams

[Elite of the forum]

but to show

[DaveW]

off their failings

[Can the Man]

When playing Italy

[Elite of the forum]

They let them

[DaveW]

Pretend they are

[Ronnietheblue]

being bullied by

[Elite of the forum]

Some strange people

[Ronnietheblue]

Who can't take