Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Just because his

[DaveW]

lost the urge

[HelenR]

To frollick in

[DaveW]

the Corralejo dunes

[HelenR]

With his blowup

[DaveW]

swim costume budgy

[Ronnietheblue]

That showed off

[DaveW]

his inflated ego

[HelenR]

And rather short

[DaveW]

in trouser department

[HelenR]

But made up

[DaveW]

by being wealthy

[Mr Boo Boo]

Having won the

[DaveW]

Bradford Mecca bingo

[Mr Boo Boo]

£5 jackpot prize

[Elite of the forum]

Which he will

[DaveW]

spend on his

[Elite of the forum]

Friends so that

[DaveW]

they'd like him

[Elite of the forum]

And he wouldnt

[DaveW]

be branded tight

[Elite of the forum]

But as we

[DaveW]

know he is

[Elite of the forum]

A typical Yorkshireman

[DaveW]

who is careful

[HelenR]

With his pennies

[DaveW]

and will never

[HelenR]

Buy anybody a

[DaveW]

a champagne cocktail

[Can the Man]

With a sealed