Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

their eyes on

[Ronnietheblue]

her finest assets

[DaveW]

and his bank

[HelenR]

Balance that she

[DaveW]

blown on loads

[HelenR]

Of home improvements

[DaveW]

and finest wines

[HelenR]

Always enjoyed by

[DaveW]

the bottle saving

[HelenR]

The need for

[DaveW]

washing up glasses

[HelenR]

That always smash

[DaveW]

when three sheets

[HelenR]

Of lightening strikes

[Ronnietheblue]

down upon the

[HelenR]

Leeds Liverpool canal

[Ronnietheblue]

Causing waves to

[Can the Man]

Ripple fairy godmother

[Ronnietheblue]

Drank Cans whiskey

[Elite of the forum]

And got micturated

[Ronnietheblue]

Before been thrown

[DaveW]

off Wigan Pier

[HelenR]

That doesn't exist

[Ronnietheblue]

due to the

[HelenR]

Lack of beach

[Ronnietheblue]

upon which to

[HelenR]

Frolick in the

[Ronnietheblue]

sand with Kenny

[HelenR]

And his burnt

[Ronnietheblue]

bum cheeks which