Re: 3 word story

[Can the Man]

Her daughters friends

[HelenR]

On a regular

[Can the Man]

Food kitchen chain

[DaveW]

And food poisoning

[Can the Man]

Never darkens her

[Elite of the forum]

Surfaces that prepare

[DaveW]

the ready meals

[HelenR]

That Kenny cooks

[DaveW]

for unsuspecting punters

[Can the Man]

Of haggis and

[DaveW]

and porridge oats

[Can the Man]

With black pudding

[DaveW]

and health threatening

[Elite of the forum]

Heart problems due

[Ronnietheblue]

To all the

[DaveW]

fatty food consumed

[Ronnietheblue]

And not drinking

[DaveW]

the right type

[Ronnietheblue]

Of earl grey

[DaveW]

for discerning drinkers

[Ronnietheblue]

To savour the

[DaveW]

delicious bergamot flavour

[Ronnietheblue]

Which satisfies the

[DaveW]

real men unlike

[Ronnietheblue]

That skirt wearing

[DaveW]

Kenny who likes

[HelenR]

to brag about

[DaveW]

his very large

[HelenR]

bank balance that

[Ronnietheblue]

He wont spend