Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Because he is

[Can the Man]

A mean old

[Ronnietheblue]

cockeneee despite his

[Can the Man]

Love of northern

[Ronnietheblue]

Folk who he

[Elite of the forum]

Looks up to

[Ronnietheblue]

For advice and

[HelenR]

tips on how

[DaveW]

to keep pigeons

[HelenR]

in his suitcase

[DaveW]

while eating black

[HelenR]

pudding with a

[DaveW]

beetroot topping and

[HelenR]

mixed salad leaves

[DaveW]

containing pickled gherkins

[HelenR]

that were stolen

[Elite of the forum]

From the supermarket

[HelenR]

round the corner

[DaveW]

from Bradford City

[Elite of the forum]

which was always

[DaveW]

full of cap

[Elite of the forum]

From far off

[DaveW]

darkest Lancashire where

[Can the Man]

Flat cap brigade

[HelenR]

Are very loyal

[Can the Man]

To aye yup

[DaveW]

and whippet keepers

[Can the Man]

Who Ooooo Arrrrrr

[HelenR]

At Yorkshire men

[DaveW]

and insult southern