Re: 3 word story

[Can the Man]

Holiday planning he

[HelenR]

Rattled on about

[Can the Man]

For weeks and

[HelenR]

Got on everybody's

[Ronnietheblue]

nerves because he

[HelenR]

Just wouldn't shut

[Captain Sensible]

up about what

[HelenR]

The weather is

[Can the Man]

Going to be

[HelenR]

But we want

[Can the Man]

To hang Kenny

[Ronnietheblue]

out to dry

[Can the Man]

By the short

[Ronnietheblue]

tartan skirt he

[DaveW]

Bought from oxfam

[HelenR]

To impress the

[Ronnietheblue]

miseries at the

[HelenR]

Terminal check in

[Can the Man]

Flashing his kilt

[Ronnietheblue]

To passport control

[Elite of the forum]

Who look bewildered

[Can the Man]

At his hairy

[Ronnietheblue]

Sporran which was

[Elite of the forum]

Dangling in their

[Ronnietheblue]

Grey plastic trays

[Can the Man]

Dangling his meat

[Elite of the forum]

And two veg

[Can the Man]

Over the X-ray

[Elite of the forum]

Machine showing that

[Can the Man]

Bagpipe dangling under