Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

which scared the

[Ronnietheblue]

life out of

[HelenR]

certain forum members

[Ronnietheblue]

who shall remain

[HelenR]

anonymous because of

[Ronnietheblue]

the delicate nature

[HelenR]

the itch that

[Ronnietheblue]

Cinders scratched with

[HelenR]

her long nails     

[Ronnietheblue]

until full of

[HelenR]

splinters from his

[DaveW]

hard and tanned

[HelenR]

and very hairy

[DaveW]

back which needs

[HelenR]

sorting out by

[DaveW]

waxing the hairs

[Ronnietheblue]

Rubbing with sandpaper

[DaveW]

and skin removed

[Ronnietheblue]

THINK THATS A RED DAVE

[DaveW]

What are you on about

[Ronnietheblue]

Tut tut Dave, not cheating are we

And also words

[DaveW]

with a very hot blow torch from B&Q


well if I am going to get a red card I thought I would  get my moneys worth

[Ronnietheblue]

A sulking Cockeneeeeee

[DaveW]

over officious Yorkireman

[Ronnietheblue]

Says Adolf Hitler

[Elite of the forum]

Who would soon

[Ronnietheblue]

Dive straight in

[DaveW]

and win a

[Ronnietheblue]

little rubber duck

[DaveW]

for bath time