Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Sub standard football

[Captain Sensible]

from a heated

[dee-dee]

outdoor seating area

[Captain Sensible]

which doesn't feel

[Baldy]

All that warm

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in the Winter

[Baldy]

When it's raining

[dee-dee]

because they have

[Captain Sensible]

nothing to protect

[Elite of the forum]

Them from the

[Captain Sensible]

strong and driving

[Elite of the forum]

Rain that falls

[Captain Sensible]

from the guttering

[DaveW]

Onto the unprotected

[Captain Sensible]

seats which causes

[Baldy]

Major soggy bottoms

[Captain Sensible]

which spoils the

[DaveW]

Creases in your

[Baldy]

Brand new shorts

[Captain Sensible]

bought at the

[DaveW]

Local charity shop

[Baldy]

At knock down

[Captain Sensible]

sales prices on

[Baldy]

All the stock

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given by the

[Ronnietheblue]

Charitable people who

[Captain Sensible]

hope that everything

[Baldy]

Will go to

[Captain Sensible]

where it's needed

[DaveW]

And appreciated by