Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

The best of

[dee-dee]

times because he

[Elite of the forum]

Never usually washes

[Ronnietheblue]

His nether regions

[Elite of the forum]

That smell like

[dee-dee]

mouldy cheese sandwiches

[Ronnietheblue]

On British rail

[Baldy]

Served by Bob

[Elite of the forum]

Working overtime to

[Baldy]

Pay for Jon`s

[DaveW]

Plastic surgery for

[dee-dee]

him to transition

[Elite of the forum]

Into what jon

[dee-dee]

thinks he should

[Elite of the forum]

But we all

[Ronnietheblue]

Know he`s perfect

[Baldy]

For an operation

[Elite of the forum]

To remove his

[Ronnietheblue]

Stitches from the

[Baldy]

Wallet of Bob

[Ronnietheblue]

That is unused

[Baldy]

Since Blackburn won

[Ronnietheblue]

A trophy many

[Elite of the forum]

Times since Bratford

[DaveW]

Was all fields

[Ronnietheblue]

Where the locals

[Elite of the forum]

Spoke the queens

[Baldy]

English and not

[Elite of the forum]

Some cockeneeeeeee twang

[Baldy]

Spoken by majority