Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

His season ticket

[Baldy]

To the Spurs

[Ronnietheblue]

Ladies team who

[Baldy]

Play home games

[Ronnietheblue]

In Daves garden

[Baldy]

Saving him travelling

[Ronnietheblue]

On the bus

[Baldy]

To the capital

[dee-dee]

because Harry Kane

[Ronnietheblue]

Was ignoring him

[Elite of the forum]

And Gareth was

[Baldy]

Heading back to

[Ronnietheblue]

Madrid for his

[Baldy]

Bottle of honeyrum

[Elite of the forum]

And sitting on

[DaveW]

His bar stool

[Baldy]

Gave him piles

[DaveW]

Of pork scratchings

[dee-dee]

which he munched

[Baldy]

And broke a

[Ronnietheblue]

Tooth causing cries

[DaveW]

For a penalty

[Ronnietheblue]

As he rolled

[Baldy]

Around the pitch

[Ronnietheblue]

Sobbing uncontrollably for

[DaveW]

His favourite teddy

[Ronnietheblue]

Bear to cuddle

[dee-dee]

and his blankie

[Ronnietheblue]

To warm his

[DaveW]

Golf clubs that