Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Our own eyes 👀

[Ronnietheblue]

But in reality

[Elite of the forum]

he aint no

[Ronnietheblue]

Oil painting with

[dee-dee]

bits hanging out

[Ronnietheblue]

All over his

[dee-dee]

geraniums in the

[Ronnietheblue]

Potting shed where

[Baldy]

He secretly drinks

[Ronnietheblue]

His free coffee

[Elite of the forum]

that he gets

[Baldy]

At no expense

[DaveW]

Outside lockdown restrictions

[Ronnietheblue]

Which is ignored

[Elite of the forum]

because posh people

[Ronnietheblue]

Dont believe in

[DaveW]

Mixing with rough

[Elite of the forum]

or obeying the

[Ronnietheblue]

Laws of the

[Elite of the forum]

government  but no

[Ronnietheblue]

Respect is shown

[DaveW]

By northern folk

[Elite of the forum]

to effluent  southerners 

[Ronnietheblue]

Who fill sewers

[DaveW]

With northern ale

[Ronnietheblue]

The preferred tipple

[Baldy]

Of northern folk

[Elite of the forum]

because strong ale

[dee-dee]

makes them feel

[Baldy]

Like a southerner