Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

He got from

[DaveW]

MacDonalds on his

[Elite of the forum]

Way from the

[DaveW]

Local Masonic meeting

[Baldy]

In leafy Ipswich

[DaveW]

in Dee's front

[Ronnietheblue]

Room where Bailey

[Elite of the forum]

Likes to fart

[Baldy]

Out loudly forcing

[Ronnietheblue]

Everyone to escape

[dee-dee]

to the back

[Elite of the forum]

garden where they

[Ronnietheblue]

Sniffed her washing

[dee-dee]

which smelled of

[Elite of the forum]

stale wee and

[DaveW]

smoke from next

[Elite of the forum]

Door where a

[Ronnietheblue]

Barbecue was cooking

[dee-dee]

something really stinky

[Ronnietheblue]

Like rancid kippers

[dee-dee]

making me feel

[Ronnietheblue]

Really sick and

[Elite of the forum]

Needing to get

[dee-dee]

a bucket incase

[Elite of the forum]

There is more

[DaveW]

Reaction from the

[Ronnietheblue]

Waste that she

[DaveW]

Extracted after successfully

[Ronnietheblue]

Thrashing the moron

[DaveW]

With Bailey`s new