Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

In knowledge and

[Ronnietheblue]

How to behave

[Elite of the forum]

With the royalty

[Ronnietheblue]

From leafy Suffolk

[DaveW]

Where gentle folk

[dee-dee]

are always polite

[Elite of the forum]

And shop at

[DaveW]

England`s finest establishments

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Like Waitrose and

[Ronnietheblue]

Any charity shop

[DaveW]

With free coffee

[Baldy]

For old age

[Ronnietheblue]

With his dodgy

[Baldy]

Syrup that flies

[Ronnietheblue]

Off his head

[DaveW]

Attacking a red

[Ronnietheblue]

Faced Dee who

[DaveW]

Whacks it with

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Baileys large apendix

[DaveW]

Which was removed

[Ronnietheblue]

When he farted

[DaveW]

Over her pint

[Ronnietheblue]

Of Tia Maria

[DaveW]

With her cornflakes

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Which she has

[Ronnietheblue]

Most mornings before

[dee-dee]

hanging out the

[Ronnietheblue]

Fishnets and other

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enticing bits for

[DaveW]

The neighbours to