Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Whilst dancing to

[DaveW]

Jon singing karaoke

[Baldy]

On Ilkley moor

[DaveW]

While playing spoons

[Baldy]

In the kitchen

[DaveW]

Knocking up a

[dee-dee]

yorkshire pudding mix

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For his special

[Baldy]

Ferret that he

[Ronnietheblue]

Named after Dave

[DaveW]

Silva after his

[Ronnietheblue]

Midfield superstar scored

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With a blonde

[Elite of the forum]

In the dunes

[DaveW]

And filmed by

[Elite of the forum]

Jon on his

[DaveW]

Camcorder to broadcast

[Baldy]

To all Yarkshire

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Where they enjoy

[Baldy]

A good chuckle

[DaveW]

And weak ale

[Ronnietheblue]

Imported from Suffolk

[DaveW]

Specially for Yorkshire

[Baldy]

Pallets that are

[Ronnietheblue]

The most discerning

[DaveW]

For weak beer

[Baldy]

And cheap food

[DaveW]

Like black pudding

[Ronnietheblue]

A national delicacy

[dee-dee]

which tastes like