Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Need all the

[DaveW]

Freebies and charity

[dee-dee]

because they always

[Ronnietheblue]

Cry the poor

[DaveW]

misunderstood upright citizens

[Ronnietheblue]

Who fought for

[DaveW]

well deserved and

[Ronnietheblue]

Quality free coffee

[Baldy]

For the pensioners

[Ronnietheblue]

To enjoy whilst

[DaveW]

Doing their shopping

[Ronnietheblue]

In charity shops

[DaveW]

Looking for cheap

[Baldy]

Birthday presents for

[DaveW]

his northern mates

[Ronnietheblue]

Who appreciate finery

[DaveW]

Of jellied eels

[Baldy]

And tripe washed

[DaveW]

Down with a

[dee-dee]

lovely jug of

[Ronnietheblue]

Proper Yorkshire ale

[DaveW]

with 80% water

[Ronnietheblue]

Which is incredible

[DaveW]

But ekes out

[Ronnietheblue]

Daves gut which

[DaveW]

poisoned by the

[Ronnietheblue]

Rancid southern ales

[DaveW]

Tampered by a

[Ronnietheblue]

Rancid jellied eel

[dee-dee]

that he found