Re: 3 word story

[dee-dee]

but us down

[DaveW]

South know better

[Baldy]

Than the numpties

[dee-dee]

that live up

[Ronnietheblue]

In leafy Norfolk

[DaveW]

Who slap Yorky

[Baldy]

Cheeky boys down

[Ronnietheblue]

In their dreams

[dee-dee]

thinking that they

[Ronnietheblue]

Are proper men

[Baldy]

But in reality

[DaveW]

They fancy sheep

[Ronnietheblue]

With pretty faces

[Baldy]

And nice woolly

[dee-dee]

coats that need

[DaveW]

A trim and

[Elite of the forum]

And blow job

[DaveW]

From a hairdryer

[Ronnietheblue]

Provided by the

[DaveW]

West Yorkshire friends

[Baldy]

Of alcoholic Lancastrians

[DaveW]

Who wander around

[Elite of the forum]

knowingg their better

[Captain Sensible]

than East Anglians

[DaveW]

At causing fights

[Ronnietheblue]

With southern softies

[DaveW]

With iron fists

[Ronnietheblue]

In sheepskin gloves

[Baldy]

And boxing trunks

[Ronnietheblue]

For extra effect