Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Just like Dave

[dee-dee]

who pronounces his

[DaveW]

vowels perfectly like

[Elite of the forum]

A true northerner

[Ronnietheblue]

Who speak correctly

[Baldy]

Which is rare

[Ronnietheblue]

For tractor boys

[dee-dee]

that always notice

[DaveW]

their six fingers

[dee-dee]

which they try

[Ronnietheblue]

To hide by

[DaveW]

biting their nails

[Baldy]

And sticking their

[dee-dee]

thumbs up their

[Ronnietheblue]

Noses to see

[Baldy]

If they have

[DaveW]

Any brains left

[Baldy]

After supping weak

[dee-dee]

tea and eating

[DaveW]

Big Macs and

[Baldy]

Pigeon pie with

[Ronnietheblue]

Other Ipswich yokels

[dee-dee]

on the train

[Ronnietheblue]

With Bob who

[DaveW]

Drinks it dry

[Ronnietheblue]

Then throws up

[DaveW]

over Jon's favourite

[Baldy]

Sheep skin coat

[Ronnietheblue]

Which makes Bob

[Baldy]

Look like Shaun