Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

He sits too

[Ronnietheblue]

Close to the

[DaveW]

BBQ in pub

[dee-dee]

garden up North

[DaveW]

Where cockney Jon

[Baldy]

Teaches the locals

[dee-dee]

how to speak

[Baldy]

Just like t'Queen

[DaveW]

In pearly suit

[dee-dee]

and jellied eels

[DaveW]

With his trouble

[Baldy]

And strife beside

[DaveW]

The Eastenders bar

[Baldy]

Supping real ale

[DaveW]

Not northern bilge

[dee-dee]

which tastes like

[Baldy]

Sheep dip that

[DaveW]

rots your boots

[Ronnietheblue]

And southern brains

[dee-dee]

are much brainier

[DaveW]

And work faster

[dee-dee]

to determine if

[Ronnietheblue]

They wear wigs

[Elite of the forum]

On bald heads

[Baldy]

In the winter â,,️

[DaveW]

in his onesie

[dee-dee]

because he felt

[Ronnietheblue]

Waitrose coffee was

[DaveW]

for discerning palates

[Baldy]

Only and not