Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Syrup that hadn't

[Ronnietheblue]

Been washed for

[DaveW]

Paul before he

[Baldy]

Wore it out

[DaveW]

On the headboard

[Baldy]

Which annoyed the

[DaveW]

Other shoppers in

[Elite of the forum]

Dave waitrose store

[dee-dee]

in the heart

[DaveW]

Of Seven Sisters

[Ronnietheblue]

Wherever that is

[DaveW]

in North London

[Elite of the forum]

Where mighty Arsenal

[Baldy]

Ply their trade

[Ronnietheblue]

With great success

[DaveW]

And low standards

[Ronnietheblue]

Are not tolerated

[dee-dee]

so they bribe

[DaveW]

the match officials

[Ronnietheblue]

When playing Spurs

[Elite of the forum]

Who inturn bribe

[Baldy]

Their players not

[Ronnietheblue]

To continuously dive

[Elite of the forum]

But it isn't

[Ronnietheblue]

Working because they

[Baldy]

Bought their trunks

[Elite of the forum]

And water wings

[dee-dee]

from the Chinese

[DaveW]

shop where the

[Elite of the forum]

Cheapskate cockeneees shop