Re: 3 word story

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That wasn't deliberate

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But ended in

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Tantrums on the

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Spurs training ground

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Causing nappy rashes

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On Danny Rose 🌹

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Which Harry treated

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with plenty of

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Vaseline  to lubricate

[Baldy]

His back door 🚪

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hinges that had

[Baldy]

Become rusty whilst

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Being neglected for

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Due to his

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Hectic life and

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always opening them

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Whilst falling over

[Baldy]

The empty bottles 🍼

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thrown by Arsenal

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Rejects who supported

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Plastic bottle recycling

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and other green

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ways of keeping

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Ipswich roads open

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For the pensioners

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to be able

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To collect their

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Food bank rations

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From Abdul's corner

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Shop selling dodgy