Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Unlike Dave who

[Baldy]

Is often referred

[DaveW]

as Essex's superstud

[Baldy]

Now residing in

[Elite of the forum]

Deepest darkest Suffolk

[dee-dee]

hes actually moved

[DaveW]

to Nelson's Norfolk

[Baldy]

With 6 fingers

[DaveW]

Kent visitors in

[Baldy]

Tow to see

[Ronnietheblue]

If santa comes

[Baldy]

Down the chimney

[dee-dee]

or through the

[Baldy]

Back door in

[Ronnietheblue]

Daves mansion which

[DaveW]

the National Trust

[Ronnietheblue]

Have listed as

[Baldy]

A national treasure

[Ronnietheblue]

For wealthy Pensioners

[Baldy]

On large pension

[Ronnietheblue]

And heating supplements

[Baldy]

Whilst spending winters

[DaveW]

baiting northern numpties

[Baldy]

Who are gullible

[Ronnietheblue]

For Daves charms

[DaveW]

and good manners

[Ronnietheblue]

With occasional rants

[Baldy]

About dodgy referees

[Ronnietheblue]

And Arsenal's superiority

[DaveW]

At whinging at