Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Useless southern numpties

[DaveW]

Catching the northern

[Baldy]

Numpties off guard

[DaveW]

Feeding their pigeons

[Baldy]

With black pudding

[dee-dee]

after they vomit

[Baldy]

All over the

[DaveW]

Sunday best cap

[Baldy]

And polished shoes

[dee-dee]

dont forget the

[DaveW]

Horse hair toupee

[Baldy]

That Dave has

[DaveW]

Specially made for

[Baldy]

Jon to wear

[Ronnietheblue]

On his chest

[Baldy]

To entice his

[dee-dee]

beach groupees from

[DaveW]

The midlands who

[Baldy]

Are quite partial

[DaveW]

Hairy chaps with

[Elite of the forum]

Lots of 💰

[dee-dee]

who like to

[DaveW]

splashing on large

[Ronnietheblue]

Amounts of cider

[DaveW]

Laced with vodka

[Elite of the forum]

To drink with

[Ronnietheblue]

Crisps and Quavers

[Elite of the forum]

Which tasted of

[dee-dee]

honey rum and

[DaveW]

sweaty feet which