Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Visitors hidden in

[Elite of the forum]

Daves pink manbag

[DaveW]

borrowed from Bob

[Baldy]

For the weekend

[Elite of the forum]

Because  Dave couldn't

[DaveW]

Afford to buy

[Baldy]

His own bag

[Ronnietheblue]

So he stole

[DaveW]

Bob's girly accessories

[Baldy]

Borrowed from Dee

[Ronnietheblue]

Who was holidaying

[DaveW]

Missing her bestest

[Baldy]

And frolickings in

[DaveW]

the dunes all

[Ronnietheblue]

Day long with

[DaveW]

The thong man

[Baldy]

Who likes to

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Advise Jon about

[Baldy]

Sucking toes and

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other deviations which

[Ronnietheblue]

Paul taught him

[DaveW]

To raise his

[Ronnietheblue]

Opinion of Spurs

[DaveW]

with English players

[Ronnietheblue]

Unlike his team

[DaveW]

Of foreign mercenaries

[Ronnietheblue]

Only playing for

[Baldy]

Hugh amounts of

[DaveW]

Money extracted from

[Baldy]

The poor fans