Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

eat stale pies

[Ronnietheblue]

And cold coffee

[DaveW]

With curdled cream

[Ronnietheblue]

To make us

[Baldy]

All feel rather

[Elite of the forum]

Like a cockenee

[dee-dee]

on Slimming World

[DaveW]

without the trimmings

[Ronnietheblue]

On basic rations

[dee-dee]

with no cakes

[Elite of the forum]

Or choccy bars

[Ronnietheblue]

To nibble when

[DaveW]

They are waiting

[Baldy]

At the dole

[DaveW]

queue because of

[dee-dee]

so many cutbacks

[Baldy]

To Bobs lunch

[Ronnietheblue]

Hours when he

[DaveW]

Was on double

[Baldy]

Bubble for doing

[dee-dee]

absolutely nothing as

[DaveW]

He was sleeping

[Ronnietheblue]

In the office

[DaveW]

after spending the

[Ronnietheblue]

Day supping vodka

[DaveW]

With his mates

[Ronnietheblue]

From the communist

[DaveW]

Party comrades who

[Ronnietheblue]

Held the country

[Baldy]

To ransom due