Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Problem that the

[Elite of the forum]

Old man has

[Ronnietheblue]

Been used rarely

[Baldy]

Usually just for

[Ronnietheblue]

Watering his plants

[dee-dee]

out the back

[Ronnietheblue]

Of his villa

[DaveW]

where the vegetation

[Ronnietheblue]

Hid his neighbours

[DaveW]

Discarded sex toys

[Baldy]

Still whirring away

[DaveW]

Due to the

[Baldy]

Duracell batteries still

[dee-dee]

having plenty of

[DaveW]

Play time available

[Ronnietheblue]

Until Dave used

[Baldy]

Them for mixing

[DaveW]

The rum punch

[Ronnietheblue]

To make it

[DaveW]

Acceptable for bob

[Ronnietheblue]

He added cheap

[dee-dee]

bottles of Shandy

[DaveW]

And Spanish fly

[Baldy]

And mosquito spray

[Ronnietheblue]

And Tubbys famous

[DaveW]

Fresh fish stall

[Baldy]

Selling for a

[DaveW]

discerning London public

[dee-dee]

eels and whelks

[DaveW]

with cockney charm