Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

And blows all

[DaveW]

the candles out

[Baldy]

On his birthday

[DaveW]

setting light to

[Elite of the forum]

His beloved bar

[DaveW]

and covers it

[Ronnietheblue]

In a sticky

[DaveW]

brown chocolate like

[Baldy]

Gel that is

[DaveW]

Available from all

[Baldy]

Major pharmaceutical outlets

[DaveW]

and the internet

[Ronnietheblue]

From dodgy sites

[DaveW]

Located in India

[Ronnietheblue]

Where he buys

[DaveW]

slimming and other

[Elite of the forum]

Pills to assist

[DaveW]

With the softness

[Ronnietheblue]

Of his old

[DaveW]

wrinkled little friend

[Ronnietheblue]

Which was redundant

[Elite of the forum]

Due to tory

[DaveW]

Generosity to northern

[dee-dee]

men when they

[DaveW]

need gastric bands

[Elite of the forum]

So not to

[Baldy]

Achieve ever expanding

[DaveW]

Corporations that hide

[Elite of the forum]

Tory slush funds

[Baldy]

Destined for Northern