Re: 3 word story

[dee-dee]

host Zumba classes

[Ronnietheblue]

Where Dave enjoyed

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His liasion with

[Ronnietheblue]

The village bike

[DaveW]

down from Bradford

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To earn some

[Ronnietheblue]

Easy money with

[Baldy]

The hop pickers

[DaveW]

from Romania and

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The posh Cockeneeeees

[DaveW]

who don't tolerate

[Baldy]

Cr•p from northerners

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Who dismiss Cockeneeeees

[dee-dee]

when they should

[DaveW]

applaud their genious

[Baldy]

And likeable personalities

[DaveW]

and outstanding looks

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Compared to pigs

[Baldy]

That roam northern

[dee-dee]

wet hilly parts

[DaveW]

of depressingly boring

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west yorkshite where

[DaveW]

The sun never

[Baldy]

Shines and locals

[DaveW]

Get drunk on

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White spirits and

[DaveW]

Flat Yorkshire ale

[dee-dee]

at the Woolpack

[DaveW]

with uncomfortable chairs

[Baldy]

And lunatic Dingles