Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

And a lout

[Ronnietheblue]

He definitely isnt

[DaveW]

the full ticket

[Ronnietheblue]

Compared with the

[DaveW]

inbred Lancashire people

[Baldy]

That frequent this

[DaveW]

Forum moaning about

[Baldy]

Superior southern forumers

[DaveW]

with great personalities

[Baldy]

Generous and forgiving

[DaveW]

Pillars of society

[Elite of the forum]

With large heads

[Baldy]

Full with brains

[Ronnietheblue]

That are never

[DaveW]

allowed to rest

[Ronnietheblue]

Doing constant crosswords

[DaveW]

And having intellectual

[Ronnietheblue]

Debates with chipmunks

[DaveW]

from darkest Bradford

[Baldy]

Holed up in

[DaveW]

the karaoke bar

[Ronnietheblue]

Singing romantic songs

[DaveW]

To his princess

[Ronnietheblue]

Who swooned with

[DaveW]

delight we he

[Ronnietheblue]

Sang her favourite

[DaveW]

My ding-a-ling which

[Ronnietheblue]

Got her going

[dee-dee]

to the toilet

[Ronnietheblue]

To throw up