Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Frequent the toilets

[DaveW]

At regular intervals

[Baldy]

And miss buying

[Elite of the forum]

On his round

[DaveW]

Time after time

[Elite of the forum]

So much that

[DaveW]

people are noticing

[Baldy]

How tight he

[DaveW]

Has become since

[Elite of the forum]

Moving from Yorkshire

[DaveW]

To the wilds

[Ronnietheblue]

Of darkest Kent

[Baldy]

Where the locals

[Ronnietheblue]

Leave peroni for

[DaveW]

for the passing

[Ronnietheblue]

Spurs fans who

[Elite of the forum]

Sometimes go to

[DaveW]

Visit northern parts

[Elite of the forum]

Drinking strong ale

[DaveW]

Shipped from Suffolk

[Elite of the forum]

In fake packaging

[DaveW]

To fool the

[Elite of the forum]

Cockeneees into thinking

[DaveW]

they would drink

[Baldy]

Proper real ale

[Ronnietheblue]

With a nice

[Elite of the forum]

White creamy head

[DaveW]

with 99 flake

[Ronnietheblue]

Shoved up Daves

[Baldy]

Ar*e where the