Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

At what Jon

[DaveW]

Was eagerly displaying

[Elite of the forum]

In the dunes

[DaveW]

But it failed

[Elite of the forum]

And they just

[DaveW]

Stroked it until

[Elite of the forum]

It burst into

[DaveW]

Flames an burnt

[Ronnietheblue]

Cockeneee Daves bum

[dee-dee]

so he rubbed

[DaveW]

Sand into his

[Ronnietheblue]

Jellied eels to

[Elite of the forum]

Make his syrup

[Baldy]

Stick fast on

[dee-dee]

because on Ryanair

[Elite of the forum]

Will charge him

[Baldy]

For extra luggage

[DaveW]

and requiring special

[Ronnietheblue]

Assistance with his

[Elite of the forum]

Box of syrups

[Ronnietheblue]

Of many colours

[Baldy]

And varying degrees

[Ronnietheblue]

Of length to

[DaveW]

support his disguises

[Baldy]

As a middle

[Elite of the forum]

Aged person who

[DaveW]

Belies his years

[Ronnietheblue]

Cos he does

[DaveW]

50 press ups

[Baldy]

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