Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

At happy hour

[DaveW]

to get her

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To part with

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her hard earned

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Cash and buy

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Jon a nice

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large beer with

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A creamy head

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that reminds him

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Of his local

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Hostelry where Bob

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Is still waiting

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For a pint

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That jon owes

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But the tight

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Yorkshire barstool wont

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Spend owt, even

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Though he knows

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Bob is skint

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after blowing all

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Of his brass

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On buying Dee

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Some white stilettos

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And posh handbag

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From Aldi where

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Bob has an

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Loyalty card which

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Gets him a

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Big discount on

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All designer tat