Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

To keep him

[Ronnietheblue]

In peak condition

[dee-dee]

ready for the

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Frollocking in the

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Dunes in sept

[DaveW]

Wearing only a

[Ronnietheblue]

Smile so that

[DaveW]

His bleached teeth

[Ronnietheblue]

Sparkled in the

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Summer sunshine whilst

[Ronnietheblue]

Buying Bob's drinks

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Because he owes

[Ronnietheblue]

Him naff all

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In his mind

[Ronnietheblue]

Which does forget

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A few selected

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Bets he lost

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To a cheating

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Train guard from

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West Yorkshire who

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Idolised young bobby

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And thought that

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The sun shone

[dee-dee]

out of Ryanairs

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Fantastic planes and

[dee-dee]

extra leg room

[Ronnietheblue]

To spread out

[dee-dee]

his large collection

[Ronnietheblue]

Of dirty mags

[dee-dee]

that he keeps