Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Lightyears ahead of

[Baldy]

Their whippets and

[Ronnietheblue]

All things honourable

[Elite of the forum]

But we recognise

[DaveW]

Our failings when

[Ronnietheblue]

We're feeling hungover

[Elite of the forum]

But we still

[Ronnietheblue]

Know more than

[Baldy]

Them northern forum

[Elite of the forum]

Geniuses who really

[Ronnietheblue]

Lead the way

[Elite of the forum]

And our southern

[Ronnietheblue]

Numpties could learn

[Elite of the forum]

Some respect towards

[Ronnietheblue]

Superior northern men

[Elite of the forum]

Who after all

[Ronnietheblue]

Are the backbone

[Baldy]

Of sponging off

[DaveW]

The southern breadwinners

[Elite of the forum]

Who quaff champagne

[Baldy]

And eat rich

[Elite of the forum]

Food which gives

[Baldy]

Them terrible wind

[Ronnietheblue]

Making them smell

[Baldy]

Reet manky like

[Elite of the forum]

The cockenees from

[Baldy]

North that moved

[DaveW]

to avoid work

[Baldy]

And hot weather

[Ronnietheblue]

And fat cats