Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

And chasing pigeons

[Elite of the forum]

Which are southern

[Baldy]

Fried, a delicacy

[Elite of the forum]

from deepest Suffolk

[DaveW]

And therefore perfect

[Elite of the forum]

Place for immigrants

[DaveW]

Visiting from Bradford

[Elite of the forum]

To have a

[dee-dee]

picnic and barbeque

[Ronnietheblue]

Where Dee cooked

[dee-dee]

chicken breasts and

[DaveW]

Birdseye double pounders

[dee-dee]

but Jon forgot

[DaveW]

To pack his

[Baldy]

Budgie smugglers so

[Ronnietheblue]

He borrowed Paul's

[DaveW]

mankini patterned with

[Baldy]

Luscious red lips

[Ronnietheblue]

Which made him

[DaveW]

Popular with the

[Ronnietheblue]

Girl from Essex

[DaveW]

with short sightedness

[Elite of the forum]

And white stick

[DaveW]

To defend their

[Elite of the forum]

Right to be

[DaveW]

topless on the

[Ronnietheblue]

Train where Bob

[Baldy]

Sits and ogles

[Elite of the forum]

at those lovely

[Ronnietheblue]

Full and ripe