Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Which would kill

[Elite of the forum]

Their manicured hands

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With false nails

[DaveW]

Chewed to the

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Gold sovereign rings

[DaveW]

That matches their

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Pirate earrings which

[DaveW]

they won in

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Tubby's easter raffle

[DaveW]

Which is popular

[Elite of the forum]

With the cockeneeeeees

[Ronnietheblue]

Who spend a

[Elite of the forum]

Penny in the

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Toilets of the

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Nearest public convienience

[Ronnietheblue]

Which was gay

[Elite of the forum]

And suited them

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Down to the

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the pink  undies

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Which Paul admired

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Has he had

[DaveW]

given up on

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Poor old Arsene

[DaveW]

after he failed

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To win a

[DaveW]

Knobbly knees contest

[Baldy]

But won a

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Chocolate fire guard

[dee-dee]

which was useless

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Like Dee's arm