Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Bingo card and

[DaveW]

winning the top

[Ronnietheblue]

Line and getting

[Elite of the forum]

Fish n chips

[Ronnietheblue]

With mushy peas

[DaveW]

Accompanied by a

[Ronnietheblue]

Large dollop of

[DaveW]

Heinz tomato ketchup

[Ronnietheblue]

Which is the

[DaveW]

Best alternative to

[Ronnietheblue]

Safeways tartare sauce

[DaveW]

Which enhances the

[Ronnietheblue]

Flavour of the

[DaveW]

Horrid mushy peas

[Baldy]

Much liked by

[DaveW]

our northern friends

[Baldy]

With bad taste

[Elite of the forum]

But good manners

[Ronnietheblue]

And great awareness

[DaveW]

of womanly needs

[Ronnietheblue]

Which is what

[DaveW]

southerners taught them

[Elite of the forum]

If only true

[DaveW]

when they want

[Ronnietheblue]

To learn about

[DaveW]

speaking Queen's English

[Ronnietheblue]

Not cockeneeeee slang

[DaveW]

being too complex

[Ronnietheblue]

For sensible northerners

[DaveW]

with low IQs