Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Lubricate before he

[Elite of the forum]

Has to insert

[DaveW]

All of his

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Screwdrivers to make

[DaveW]

It easy to

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Get better entry

[Ronnietheblue]

To  an irishmans

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Wallet which has

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Been unopened since

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The last payday

[Baldy]

Due to them

[Ronnietheblue]

Being tight as

[Baldy]

A chuffing ducks

[Tel501]

with short wings

[DaveW]

And Yorkshire accent

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Which dislikes cockeneees

[Baldy]

Even though they

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Like to think

[DaveW]

the inferior northerners

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Are infact superior

[Ronnietheblue]

In every way

[DaveW]

Of bragging when

[Ronnietheblue]

Their vast knowledge

[DaveW]

In absolutely nothing

[Ronnietheblue]

That cockeneeeeees would

[DaveW]

Find noteworthy of

[Ronnietheblue]

Because they are

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So inbred that

[DaveW]

Moved from Lancashire

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To educate them