Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

To get the

[DaveW]

disgusting black pudding

[Ronnietheblue]

A true delicacy

[DaveW]

for livestock and

[Ronnietheblue]

All decent people

[DaveW]

with gastric bands

[Ronnietheblue]

Which they sell

[DaveW]

as a bogoff

[Elite of the forum]

To whining cockenees

[DaveW]

To give to

[Ronnietheblue]

More whining cockeneeeees

[DaveW]

grumpy northern tubs

[Ronnietheblue]

Have more fun

[Elite of the forum]

And are more

[dee-dee]

likely to be

[Ronnietheblue]

Successful than southerners

[DaveW]

at scrounging beers

[Elite of the forum]

If only from

[Ronnietheblue]

Tight Dave who

[Elite of the forum]

Has more pennies

[DaveW]

Invested in Yorkshire

[Ronnietheblue]

Black pudding which

[DaveW]

replaces mortar in

[Ronnietheblue]

The highest places

[DaveW]

securing ridge tiles

[Elite of the forum]

that are loose

[Ronnietheblue]

Because of the

[Elite of the forum]

Wind that blows

[Baldy]

From the northerners

[Ronnietheblue]

Lovely green hills