What made you laugh today?

[DaveW]

My internet has been playing up today, keeps on dropping out so it was probably when I was posting that one it went down

[Can the Man]

I find it very difficult to stay in long term relationships.

Even my mother dumped me after nine months.

[DaveW]

They are popping up everywhere now

[Ronnietheblue]

Never read it mate, so don't think it did post. Do it now I thought it was funny, in comparison to Can,s jokes of course

[Can the Man]

After a few Budweisers, your buds sound wiser.

[Ronnietheblue]

very pathetic prophetic

[Can the Man]

Your crush.....
1. You are thinking of that person now.
2. Your smiling cause you know I am right.
4. You never relised that number 3 was missing.
5. Your have just checked.
6. Your smiling again
7. You .. never-knew / Forgot that I spelt 'Relize' wrong.
8. I HAVE JUST WAISTED YOUR TIME STUPID RETADED MAGNETICASISESIt
9. You have a disappointed look on your face.
10. And your smiling again!
11. On number 8 You had to look at The word-'MAGNETICASISESit carefully, It's not a real word.
12.  You just looked back
13.  Ideot.
14. Your thinking about that word now.
15. You know I'm right .

[Ronnietheblue]

Seen that before

[Can the Man]

I've run outa jokes for the moment 

[Can the Man]

There's a program on TV - Yorkshire Steam I think Bob is on it 

Channel 524 Discovery Turbo on Sky

[Ronnietheblue]

Yep I've seen it

England winning 1-0 last 10 mins

[Can the Man]

Now watching a programme about Yellowstone national park

[Ronnietheblue]

Yogi bear you mean. Jeez Can grow up

[Can the Man]

That was Jellystone park. 

[Ronnietheblue]

Oh sorry

[Can the Man]

Yogi as a hero of mine as a kid

[Ronnietheblue]

Why does that not surprise me

[Can the Man]

I'll bet yours was Huckleberry hound 

[Ronnietheblue]

Actually mine was Top Cat

[HelenR]

Your crush.....
1. You are thinking of that person now.
2. Your smiling cause you know I am right.
4. You never relised that number 3 was missing.
5. Your have just checked.
6. Your smiling again
7. You .. never-knew / Forgot that I spelt 'Relize' wrong.
8. I HAVE JUST WAISTED YOUR TIME STUPID RETADED MAGNETICASISESIt
9. You have a disappointed look on your face.
10. And your smiling again!
11. On number 8 You had to look at The word-'MAGNETICASISESit carefully, It's not a real word.
12.  You just looked back
13.  Ideot.
14. Your thinking about that word now.
15. You know I'm right .

[KWC]

I find it very difficult to stay in long term relationships.

Even my mother dumped me after nine months.

PMSL Can at that one.

[HelenR]

the other half flapping because he is neally 43  so i politely pointed out that he had been in school a year before i was born lol 

[Ronnietheblue]

Please don't encourage Can, we've to put up with him all the time

[DaveW]

Kenny teaching Jon new tricks

[Ronnietheblue]

Behave Dave, he's copied mi Princess, and you know it

[HelenR]

  good fun though 

[HelenR]

That my hospital appointment has been changed to Monday  really didn't want to go   

[Ronnietheblue]

Is that fiver bet on now

[HelenR]

no  i'm still off wine, can feel an indian takeaway coming on 

[KWC]

Kenny teaching Jon new tricks

Aye Dave he taught me all my naughty tricks. He is a bad man lol

Now he is muscling in on my own wee princess. Is that not greedy and unfaithful to Dee Dee