Corrie here I come....

[Can the Man]

Christmas

[Elite of the forum]

Oh yeh Dee im in the zone love 

[Can the Man]

Be careful Bob, or Jon will be on the war path

[Elite of the forum]

Not scared of him hes just a YB

[Can the Man]

You tell him Bob 

[Elite of the forum]

6 days 

[Can the Man]

Getting close then Bob, on your own this time too 

[Elite of the forum]

Aye  at least i will be able to get stuff done when i want

[Ronnietheblue]

I might come give you a hand

[Can the Man]

I might come give you a hand

Now there's an offer you WANT to Refuse 

[HelenR]

Would still like to know how much it is from lanzarote on the ferry

[Elite of the forum]

If he had nice smooth hands maybe 

[HelenR]

If he had nice smooth hands maybe 

You are all pervs and corrupting my mind 

[Elite of the forum]

Now that should be in "what made me laugh " 

[HelenR]

I'm young and innocent 

[Ronnietheblue]

Would still like to know how much it is from lanzarote on the ferry

A flexible return ticket is 23 euros on Fred Olsen express. Takes 25 mins

[HelenR]

Thank you darling 

[Ronnietheblue]

Your welcome 18 euros if you book exact sailing times. That's foot passenger price, don't include a car.

[HelenR]

Marvellous, be a good day out Lauren has never been to that side of fue  xx

[Ronnietheblue]

The best part you mean

[HelenR]

I like everywhere  she'll love it tho

[Ronnietheblue]

Where are you staying in Lanzagrotty

[HelenR]

I thought was Costa teguise lol but matagorda nr Puerto del Carmen my sister has a villa 

[Ronnietheblue]

Quite a way from playa blanca then

[HelenR]

Will have a car 

[Elite of the forum]

You will need one to get off the island 

[Ronnietheblue]

Have I to price up ferry with car

[Elite of the forum]

Go on then

[Ronnietheblue]

Can't be bothered

[HelenR]

I'll do it myself